Pot and radio do mix

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Folks, I want to share with you the very first marijuana talk show in the country! Yes, we have overcome.

 

Hosted by San Diego’s funniest Comedian Canna-Lebrity *(Culture Magazine) Medi Mike Boris, and 30 year addiction counselor and family physician Dr. Wayne Kelly.

 

NugLife is the very first syndicated radio show on cannabis education which brings comedy, music, and pot guests to talk all things marijuana through cultural analysis from the eyes of seasoned partakers in the Cannabis Community and call-in guests speaking their mind about marijuana reform.

Here is the link to listen live http://www.nugliferadio.com/nuglife-radio-podcast/

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The gang from NugLife radio.

 

 

A little Hamas goes a long way

israelhamas2The Palestinian-Israeli conflict goes into its third week as both sides hurl rockets and bombs over neighborhoods. Let me just say I’m sick of these people!

But I do have a soft spot for the Palestinians. I suppose if a group of people immigrated and forced me onto a tiny strip of land, I’d be a little fuckin’ pissed. I would also be pissed if my land was stolen from me because of western politics which supported the resettlement after World War II. This influence caused a refugee crisis forcing the Palestinian people into Gaza which is a total of a 147 square miles for 1.6 million people.

But this happened in this country too when we colonized a land that didn’t belong to us. We pushed Native Americans into these small settlements called reservations. We say the Indian Nation has autonomy to govern their reservations, but they are still governed by federal law.

What one might call a terrorist group another calls freedom fighters. Hamas is the Palestinians freedom fighters. Hamas is their army and are primarily located in the Gaza Strip. Other groups such as Fatah and Hezbollah are primarily located in the West Bank. Fatah and Hamas are primarily located in Gaza. Hezbollah is located in the West Bank and are made of Shi’a Muslims, all different tribes.

The Indian Nation was made of hundreds of tribes all located in various parts of America. One reason the Indians were never able to conquer the colonists was because they were too busy fighting with each other! And it isn’t different for the people of Palestine, their infighting allows Israel to divide and conquer.

Israel does this in several ways. Israel uses religion to justify the conflict by calling it “The Land of Israel” for the “Children of Israel,” who are the chosen people by God, and manipulate Americans who just want to be close to the chosen people. And for that myth Israel gets $4 billion per year courtesy of our shady government. And that money isn’t just cash, its weapons too.

Another manipulation is the Holocaust when the Germans nearly killed all the Jews. Resettlement didn’t happened because the Jews owned that land. It happened because not one European nation would allow them to settle on their land even though the Jews were Eastern Europeans. In a way they blamed the Jews for the destruction of Europe. We allowed 700 Jews into America. What do you do when the world hates you? You lobby for resettlement somewhere else and call it yours.

Americans don’t get the full story about the fighting in Gaza and the West Bank.  In three weeks of fighting not one rocket has hit an Israeli house due to Iron Dome technology. But the Palestinians have rockets a.k.a. fireworks. And yet Israeli attacks include bombings, tanks, and air raids which have displaced 96,000 Palestinians. The death toll is 274 Palestinians and over 1,000 people injured.  Four Israeli soldiers suffered minor wounds from a rocket explosion when they illegally crossed the Gaza border.

We are lied to about the “human shield” myth. Where can a cache of weapons be stored when there is really no army, no army base, no place to store weapons? You hide them along the way in other people’s houses who also support the movement. Our militias still practice this tactic when storing weaponry for fear of confiscation by our shady government.

The proportionality of this conflict is a growing concern of the United Nations as it should be. It isn’t fair when one guy shows up to a fight with chopsticks and his enemy has a light saber. It’s time to remove our influence over that region by ending our support through money and weapons. Until every party has chopsticks, it’s simply not a fair fight.

 

 

 

 

Get off the pot

Better hold your poop at Water Solutions.

Better hold your poop at Water Solutions.

After reading this story I nearly lost my shit! It seems the company Water Saver a faucet factory in Chicago, thinks their employees are taking way to long in the shitter.

According to the company CEO nearly 120 hours of productivity were lost last year due to excessive potty breaks. The CEO said  employees were abusing the system because many times they were using their phones, texting, and playing Candy Crush.

So what did the company do to reduce excessive bathroom breaks? They installed a swipe card system. Yes, people you have to swipe a card before you take a dump.

Dr. Puffy believes companies need to re-write the employee handbook . This will clear up a lot of miscommunication between employees and company policy. So take a look.

UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK

DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

PERSONAL DAYS
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

RESTROOM USE
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the “Chronic Offenders” category.

LUNCH BREAK
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week!

THE MANAGEMENT

In honor of the fucked up work environments of corporations here’s Dire Straits- Money for Nothing. Oh, and if you have to take shit you better hold it until you go home.

We got a ticket to ride

immigration_child_The first plane of illegal immigrants landed back to their country in Honduras this morning. Women and children were loaded up on a bus but not before meeting the First Lady Michelle Obama who passed out suckers and balloons while the press watched on.

On talk radio many commentators have made the assumption these kids came here by themselves with out a parent or guardian, as much as 85 percent came here on their own. But that simple isn’t true. Many were escorted by older siblings and or mothers.

There is a big difference between immigration and invasion and 52,000 Central American people coming into America is an invasion. We were invaded because our policies are way to lax and foreigners know this. They know that American’s have soft spot for kids, and these people are banking on that sympathy to let them in.

Some of you may not be fans of President Obama. Hell, every President is hated by the sixth year of their term. But you have to admit this was a bold move by President Obama and Governor Rick Perry, and the majority of Americans feel the same way.

Also, this morning Pope Francis made a statement saying we should have accepted the kids into our country with open arms. I accept the immigrant that comes here and gets the citizenship. Not one who break laws before they even enter America. And illegally entering into my country is breaking the law as it would be in any other country in the world!

Personally. I wished Pope Francis would shut his pious mouth and fix his own problems. Maybe the solution to this problem is to fly all the kids to Vatican City. Personally I like the bus ticket back to their homeland. Shit, if I was standing there I would have handed out Happy Meals to clearly say to them “America is happy you are going. Here’s a toy. Good luck to you.”

Folks, some of you are  saying to yourselves, “Gee, Dr. Puffy why all the hate?” Well, here is why. Silicon Valley in one of the most wealthy, affluent, and expensive places to live, yet in the heart of the valley we have a homeless encampment of more than 300 people living in tents. And you know who are the largest number of homeless in this country? Our veterans!

Until every veteran has a place to live and support to help them get on their feet, than not one person legal or not should be allowed on American soil.

Until every American kid has food to eat and education then no kids from foreign countries can enter.

Until every American kid can afford to go to college, sorry no place for the foreigner.

And lastly, until we clean up these encampments which make our cities look like slums, no one is allowed in. Time to protect our homeland first and only.

So in honor of the ride back to their homeland we have Christopher Cross Ride Like the Wind.

 

 

 

 

 

Auto-tuned out

britney-spears_650-430Poor Britany Spears, she just can’t catch a break. Apparently Brit Brit can’t hold a note without some auto-tune and a good sound engineer. But she isn’t the only one. It is rumored that Rhianna, Katy Perry and Ke$ha all use auto-tune. Brit Brit’s manager insists that the song Alien isn’t auto-tuned and it was just a “practice session.”

It’s true that video killed the radio star. When MTV aired its first video By the way “Video Killed the Radio Star” was one of the first videos aired on MTV. And it’s so true.

Musicians are all about aesthetics, how they look, what they wear. All the female singers sound the same and they all look the same. In fact, most of the time I can’t tell the difference between one or the other. All the female singers sing through their noses, which is totally annoying to listen to. All the male singers sound and look like a bunch of girls!

Music was great back in the day before MTV and VH1 because you didn’t know what the artist looked like and you didn’t really care because if the music was good that was all that mattered. You only knew what the artist looked like when you bought the album.

The reality is auto-tune is a lie. It isn’t the real voice of a super star. It’s manufactured to make you believe that someone can  actually hold a tune. Take a look at Brit Brit’s real voice.

Now listen to Brit Brit with auto-tune

 

Child Invaders of the Third Kind

illegal-immigrants-climbing-fence-630x286Good Morning Ganja Gang, hope you all are feeling “high and fly.”

I think it’s time for a serious talk about immigration. Last week we learned that since October 2013 over 52,000 illegal immigrant children have crossed the border alone from countries like Guatemala, Venezuela, and Nicaragua, all third world countries. Many have come here without parents. Governor Rick Perry and President Obama are meeting today for the first time about the crisis on the border.

I am a supporter of legal immigration. But I ain’t supporting people invading illegally and breaking the law the minute they land on American soil.

Everyone complains about how hard it is to monitor a 1900 foot fence. But is it really?

Every President in history has had to face the immigration problem, but the solution is always the same, give the illegal immigrants amnesty. President Obama signed various bills such as The Path to Legalization and the Dream Act. Basically encouraging people to enter illegally.

The good doctor always has to have a remedy, so grab your blunt. While in the military Dr. Puffy often had to go live in the dirt for months at a time. My comrades and I went to “arm-pit” states like Louisiana and Florida.

The southern states have a lot of alligators. In fact, they are a menace and they’re mean as hell! Instead of shooting that mean, menacing alligator and turning him into a pair of shoes, we could relocate him and use him as border patrol. This will be birth of the new border patrol of officers. They will become known as the Alligator Border Patrol a.k.a. the ABP.

The alligator will be recognized as national animal and they will be protected from hunters. Like the rats in India we will pay homage to the alligator with National Alligator Day. Everyone will have the day off to celebrate and eat Mexican food. Scrap that lazy eagle and put an alligator on the flag.

Since alligators have a shit-load of babies at one time, the border patrol will not require a hiring process, money, benefits, or vacation. Hell, we don’t need to even feed them because there will always be some idiot who thinks he can beat the ABP.

Our policies attract illegal immigration. Our politicians need to stop making deals that benefit illegal immigration. Amnesty is not the solution. People illegally entering America know we are too politically correct to buy 52,000 bus tickets out of the country. In my opinion the bus ticket is a great idea. It sets the tone to illegals the chance of living here are slim to none. If they can manage to beat the alligator patrol there will surely be a one-way bus ticket back to the country in which they ran from.

Alligators have a lot of babies and they all need to eat, we need to provide the patrol with food. Our prisons are filled with criminals who are illegal. Deportation just takes to damn long! So why don’t we feed these guys to the alligator patrol? And when we run out of illegals we can feed the alligators corporate thieves, Wallstreeters, bankers, and politicians. The food source will always be replenished with fresh meat.

Sometimes what we think is an impossible problem often requires a simple “no-brainer” solution.

Here is a Darwin reject fail. Man gets attacked by alligator.

 

 

 

 

 

Harris sexting while son dies in hot car

Yesterday we learned a lot about “Hot Car Dad.” If you didn’t have a chance to watch the evidentiary hearing for Justin Ross Harris I have posted here for your viewing.

Some things we learned about Harris are he eats Chic Filet and he likes to sext and send Richard pictures. In fact, the day his son Cooper was baking in a hot car, he was sexting with six women and two of them were minors. He was exchanging naked pictures with these women, all of this was happening while at work.

Homicide detectives testified Harris was acting strange at the scene, one minute he was in hysterics and the next minute he was calm. It was pointed out that Harris did not attempt to give his son CPR leaving it to a fellow co-worker while he was on the phone making calls to people telling them Cooper was dead. He did not call his wife.

The wife is a peculiar person. When she arrives at the Home Depot and went to the daycare to pick up Cooper and found he wasn’t there she instantly said, “Ross must have left him in the car!” Plus, her strange eulogy she gave at Cooper’s funeral last week, and the computer  searches on the computer about death in a hot car.

This case is the next high-profile case and all will be watching. But based on the testimony do you believe there is enough evidence to bring on a case of murder against Harris?

Every since the Casey Anthony case I have become reluctant to make a call on a conviction before it comes in. In the Casey Anthony case I felt there was more than enough evidence both scientific and circumstantial to make a convict of first degree murder with special circumstances which would have made her eligible for the death penalty.

So what are your thoughts? Do you think there is enough evidence to bring a case against Justin Ross Harris?

 

 

 

Hobby Lobby invests in abortion pill

SCOTUS says Hobby Lobby can opt out of portions of the Affordable Care Act.

SCOTUS says Hobby Lobby can opt out of portions of the Affordable Care Act.

Oh the hypocrisy of religion. It seems Hobby Lobby has a moat in their eye, or at least a copper IUD!

Apparently Hobby Lobby invests their employees 401k into several pharmaceutical companies. The companies Hobby Lobby invests in include Teva Pharmaceutical Industries, which makes the Plan B morning-after pill and ParaGard, a copper IUD, as well as Pfizer, the maker of the abortion-inducing drugs Cytotec and Prostin E2. Hobby Lobby’s mutual funds also invest in two health insurance companies that cover surgical abortions, abortion drugs, and emergency contraception in their health care policies.

Hobby Lobby is owned by the Hahn family who own a conglomeration of companies. The Hahn’s are Mennonites who do not believe in any type of contraception methods which would induce abortion which include all the ones which they invest in.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote a 35-page scathing dissent in which she says, “This decision has opened a mine-field.” The five conservative-leaning justices on the court sided with the religious companies and ruled that the government has to exempt them and other closely held corporations from having to include birth control coverage in their plans. The three remaining liberal-leaning justices, Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan and Stephen Breyer, partially joined Ginsburg in her dissent.

From  a public relations point-of-view this latest news will be a problem for the company. And because this is a high-profile issue the fall-out could be an issue for Hobby Lobby in the public’s perception.

Here’s to crappy Jesus musicals.

Jesus Christ Superstar Gethsemane (1973)

Baby in the hot seat

Cooper Harris died when he was left in his car seat on a hot day.

Cooper Harris died when he was left in his car seat on a hot day.

Folks, this story is just un-fucking-believable. You all know about the story of little Cooper Harris who was left strapped in his car seat on a hot day by his father. Justin Ross Harris said he forgot the child in the car seat as he went to work.

But the plot thickens as investigators find that Ross Harris went out to the car during his lunch hour. The baby was in a front facing car seat which was in the middle of the back seat. Harris admits to going to the car but he said he failed to look at the back seat.

Investigators also found on the Harris’ family computer internet searches on death in a hot car. Both parents admitted to doing the searches. They have not revealed why they did the searches but doesn’t this sound like Cindy Anthony doing searches on chlorophyl and not chloroform. It sounds to me as if the wife is trying to do some damage control.

But what I find the most disturbing is the mother’s speech at little Cooper’s funeral last weekend. Here is what she said.

“First of all, Ross I love you and I’m doing this for you, OK. This is not where I expected to be here today. Two years ago when we welcomed a 6-pound, 8-ounce perfect baby into the world, this never crossed my mind. A lot of you know how much I prayed for a child and how much I worried about never being able to have a child,” Leanna Harris said, adding that it happened in God’s time.

“He was perfect — he was and he is perfect. He changed mine and Ross’ life. I’ve talked to you about the magnitude in which he changed it. As children do, he turned our lives upside down,” she said. She described cleaning, changing diapers, dinner time, bath time, and finally what she called “mommy time” and said she wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Any of that time that I spend doing over and over and over, I would never trade that. Cooper’s last two nights at home, he had trouble sleeping,” she said, calling it unusual. During the last two nights, “he slept in between me and Ross snuggling in between both of us. I remember turning over in the middle of the night, his mouth was open and his full toddler lips just breathing right into my face. I will cherish that moment forever. Some of you might wonder how I’m even standing here today. I wonder that myself and I asked myself that question over and over the last week,” she said.

“I should be crumpled into a heap of snot and tears into the dirt, but the Lord is holding me up right now. He is holding Ross up. And he is holding both of us up when we can’t hold ourselves up. I miss my son and I will miss him forever.”

She then went on to list the things she was happy her son will skip: His first heartbreak, junior high and high school [the audience laughed as she said she didn't like either one of them], who to sit with at lunch in those awkward middle school years. She also said he will not have to suffer through the deaths of his grandparents and the deaths of his father and mother.

“I miss him with all of my heart. Would I bring him back? No. To bring him back into this broken world would be selfish,” she said. “Am I angry with God? No. This is part of His plan for Ross and I. Is this our purpose? I don’t know. I’m still waiting on the Lord to reveal that to me. Am I angry with Ross? Absolutely not. It has never crossed my mind. Ross is and was and will be, if we have more children, a wonderful father. Ross is a wonderful daddy and leader for our children [there is loud clapping at this last statement]. Cooper meant the world to him. There was not a day that went by that we did not say how blessed we were able to have him in our lives.”

This has to be the weirdest eulogy especially from a mother! What are your thoughts about this case?